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• Dear Zend,

  It's just not working out between us. No, it's not you. It's me. I've been seeing someone else. She's got rails.

  Posted Tue, 16 Sep 08 19:39:55 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  You should buy everyone in the world a copy of http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0672329166

  Posted Fri, 17 Oct 08 15:00:26 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  I was thinking of switching to Ruby. Then I realized I could have just as much sadomasochistic fun with enthusiastic applications of a desk drawer to my genitals. The urge passed.

  Posted Thu, 18 Sep 08 14:14:56 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  I just wanted to say that I love you!

  Posted Tue, 16 Sep 08 14:34:36 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  Damn it Zend, you don't provide a plugin version of Eclipse, your Knowledge Base article about making it work doesn't work, and I can't get my plugins to install in your full Eclipse version. I don't care about 6.1, I want 6.0 that really delivers on the promise of being able to install plugins in the environment.

  Posted Thu, 25 Sep 08 22:28:05 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  From PHP Company to PHP Company... only an ocean in between

  Posted Thu, 25 Sep 08 11:02:16 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  what is Cal still doing in the header of this website? ;)

  Posted Thu, 25 Sep 08 10:54:44 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  Thank you for turning over Cal to the Netherlands

  Posted Thu, 25 Sep 08 10:59:31 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  You're going to have a hard time replacing Cal Evans!

  Posted Thu, 25 Sep 08 07:31:58 -0400

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• Dear Zend,

  Why is it so hard to get ZSFE right? Even 6.1 doesn't properly work overhere, back to ZS5.5

  Posted Tue, 07 Oct 08 03:35:12 -0400

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We love Zend (especially Cal). This is satire.